How many letters are there in the English alphabet ?l

"There are 18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet


If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be ?l

Dead


What is the longest word in the English language ?l

Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters



Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France ?l

Because he's still living




If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples, how many apples would you have ?l

Just 3




Why is the letter "T" like an island ?l

Because it is in the middle of waTer



I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I ?l

A liar



What animal can jump higher than a house ?l

A house can't jump

:aa_killself2:i m sorry but....R U SERIOUS !!!? 0

loool

so funny

thanks :)

more than funny

thanks for your participation :aa_smile:

" I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I ?l

A liar "

Very Funny

Thanx A lot :)

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really funny :p

thnx